Attending CES for my second year gave me a completely different outlook on the experience. Not only was I less interested in walking around the major company’s booths to see them talk about the same stuff they were marketing last year, I also noticed some trends that I’m hoping will go away. As I will say in my conclusion, I am a huge fan of new tech and usually want to own the latest products. Some stuff, however, was too silly even for me. It was also too silly not to share with you.
Smart Pet Tech
We have had tech for our pets for quite a while now. Microchips identify our dogs and their owners and can help us locate them when they’re lost. Many products have come out that allow us to keep our pets fed without actually having to remember to put food in a bowl more than once or twice a week. It seems, however, that some of the latest pet tech exists just to hop on the trend train. Especially the trend of calling your product smart.
Dogness JS04 is a smart dog leash. Yep, a retractable dog leash that apparently has enough tech in it to be called “smart.” Truthfully, all this leash does is allow you to connect a speaker, a light, or a container for your poop bag. Other pet tech gave you useful tools like a self cleaning litter box, doggie doors that only open for your dog, and even an indoor doggie toilet. Much of the pet tech, however, was just created to sell something that they could call smart.
Companion Robots
Apparently you need a robot companion. Not only do you need one, so do your kids. The CES show floor was loaded with small robots for your kids and many of them were simply plush toys with a built in screen and/or voice assistant. Some companion robots will tell you stories, some help translate languages, many of them dance, and even more can be used to control the smart devices in your home. Most of these companions require you to look at or even touch the screen on their face to use them and only a couple had any parental screen time control built in.
My question is why do my kids need a robot as a companion? I have four children, the one thing they do not need is another companion. While I guess an expensive stuffed animal with a voice assistant in it is still cheaper than having more kids, can this toy with cheap artificial intelligence actually be a friend to my child? Maybe it can help my kid learn some things, maybe it can be fun, but in reality it’s never going to be more than a toy, is it? The people developing these robots speak of them like they’re the new pet. Like your family is going to buy, name, and care for a stuffed animal robot like it does your dog Fifi…I don’t think so.
Voice Assistant Bathroom
Haven’t you ever just walked into your bathroom and wished you could tell your toilet seat to open and it does what you say? Remember the last time to went to the bathroom and just wished the inside of your shower or toilet would glow with green LEDs? No? I haven’t wished any of these things either but apparently CES isn’t about giving people what they wish they had but for showcasing things that people will assume they need since it’s a thing now. I understand that for someone who physically can’t bend down and lift a toilet seat, this product is a game changer. That’s awesome! My point is that they aren’t branding and marketing this tech as health products, this is considered high end technology for your home. I’m sure many will consider it just that and buy a glowing toilet so they can impress their friends at their next cocktail party.
Foldable Smartphones
Some products come out because the technology required to make the product is just so darn cool. The foldable phone is one such product. OLED screens are super duper thin and can work while rolled, folded, and bent. They’re being put into televisions and wall hangings and even entertainment centers in which the tv screen rolls up inside the table and then rises at the flip of a switch. As I played with a couple of foldable screens at CES I saw some neat uses for them. I wasn’t impressed with the foldable phone though. The features were pretty neat I guess but I’m just not interested in one tech device becoming all of my tech devices rolled (literally) into one package. If I have a tablet and a phone and a laptop I use them for different things and want them to be different things. I don’t need my tablet to fold down into a phone or vice versa. I truly think this trend is exactly that, trendy, and I don’t think we’ll be talking about foldable phones in five years.
I Still Love New Tech
Some of the trends you see at a trade show like CES are ridiculous but the cream truly rises to the top. The market tends to balance out and eliminate products that are too silly to survive. I couldn’t help but laugh, though, as I walked the show floor and looked at the majority of the booths selling smart versions of things that don’t really need to be “smart.” It was entertaining to see products that were mind bogglingly new at last year’s CES be basically copied and rebranded by other, smaller companies. That’s the way things work, I get it, but I see why some tech writers only cover CES every other year.
What tech trends do you think are silly? What are interesting to you? Would you like your toilet to obey your voice commands? Comment below and tell me the reason you think that “smart” product I think is silly would absolutely change your life.
Above are the highlights from my first day at CES. This day is a media-only event and features press conferences from major brands, a “trends to watch” presentation, and a pre-show floor event called “Unveiled.” In this video, we will hear some of the tech trends that are being discussed at CES this year and show you some of the kid/family tech that I’m excited to learn more about when the show floor opens. Keep tuning in to the blog, our YouTube channel, and our social media for more of the only tech blog covering CES exclusively to protect children and teenagers online.
Watching other people play video games may not be something that you, as a parent, understand. The truth, however, is that it isn’t weird. It’s called esports and its popularity has grown in leaps and bounds. In fact, the recently released Kleiner Perkins 2017 Internet Trends report states that the popularity of esports has grown 40% every year. Also, 40% of the demographic that your kids belong in (millennials) even state that they prefer esports to traditional sports.
Esports is growing all over the world it allows those with video game skills to test their abilities against the best on our globe. Most esport competitions begin with online qualifying matches and then culminate in an actual tournament style playoff in front of a live, and online audience. You can find an esports league for pretty much any video game you play. There are sports gaming leagues, Role Playing Game leagues, first person shooter game leagues, and even leagues and competitions for the most casual of puzzle games.
Not all video gaming entertainment is competition based. “Let’s Play” video games on YouTube and LiveStreams on Twitch have also seen a massive increase in popularity. These videos feature gamers playing their favorite games and narrating their experience while thousands of fans watch and comment on the videos. On Twitch, streamers react in real time to the comment section or “twitch chat” allowing them to engage with their viewers and even let those watching help them make in-game decisions and strategies. These Let’s Play gamers build large communities that are extremely faithful and supportive. Many have even been able to make gaming their full time job because of ad revenue and the generosity of their viewing community.
What Parents Should Know
First of all I recommend you take the idea of esports being a fad out of your mind completely. The truth is that esports is simply the next phase of the same video game culture that started while or before you were even a child. When people start to do something that takes any level of skill, opportunities to measure your skill against opponents will soon follow. Then, of course comes the chance to play for money since these competitions will surely draw a crowd who will pay for the privilege to be entertained by your tournament. Just think about poker or chess or cheerleading. These are all things that many start out doing as a hobby but there is a real competitive culture for these activities and therefore, a real industry. Video Gaming is no different.
As far as your kids’ safety, I recommend that you know what games and gamers they like to watch. Get into that world a little bit for yourself and learn who these people are that your kid is watching play. There are adults that play games you kids love on YouTube but they don’t use very kid friendly language while they play. There are also people on YouTube who play very adult oriented games. You should have a general idea who your kids are viewing and what kind of content they share. The best way to do this is to share their YouTube and Twitch account and keep an eye on who they follow or subscribe to and their viewing history. I know this just adds more pieces to the internet safety puzzle but it’s worth the effort.
